accioslothsplease:

They let me choose the music for the entire cosmetics department today so I chose a relatively normal playlist on my ipod and of course I’m in the middle of applying a customer’s eyeliner when FIYERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i nearly stabbed the lady’s eye out

(via bwayismyway)

theatrebaby:

Millie / Jo / Janet / Inga / Fiona / Reno
edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

Yuck yuck yuck. So many knots rolling around in my shoulder